Twitter's favourite satirical Sloane is our second member of the prestigious legit crowd. The highly controversial yet undoubtedly hilarious Twitter personality is famous for his offensive and outrageously funny comments on life, love and everything totes hilar.
*Please note: This is a spoof account and none of the responses are intended to offend.*
What do you think a jet-setter is?
A chap on a permanent gap yah.
Would you consider yourself a jet-setter?
Literally, I use planes like taxis.
What is the most jet-setter thing you’ve ever done?
Went to Jakarta, Indonesia for a night out. They have this club there called Stadium, it opens on Thursday and closes on Sunday. It was literally all kinds of fifty shades of cray.
What’s a typical day for Rupert?
My life is like one big Pimms tv advert. Lately, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just the morning.
What do you hope to do in the future?
Inherit Daddy’s hard work.
Where did you use to travel as a child?
I summered in the south of France. Mostly Bant-Tropez.
Where's your favourite place to travel to and why?
Daddy’s got a game reserve in South Africa. We holiday there every Christmas. It’s nice to get lashed on some fine local wines and reflect on the awesome power of nature.
Where's your favourite place to hang out in London?
The King’s Road, of course.
Where's your favourite place to go for drinks in London?
I’m a big fan of Rooftop bars, so I always enjoy Vista in Trafalgar Square.
Where would you take someone for a date in London?
Oskar’s Bar At Dabbous, Fitzrovia.
Which 3 essential items would you bring with you to a desert island?
My gilet, a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1986 and Daddy’s credit card.
Where would you still like to visit?
The moon. Apparently there is a company offering this service at $700,000 for two people. I’ll put it on Daddy’s credit card and sell it to him as a bonding exercise for us. That kind of emotional blackmail always works.
Why is London a special city?
Because I’m in it.
What has been your most embarrassing moment ever?
Taking a night bus home after a serious session.
Most banterful moment ever?
The other week I got thrown out of and banned from the W Hotel Barcelona, for swimming in foyer fountain.
I was so lashed and it seemed like a good idea at the time. The security staff were less than impressed and demanded I get out. A couple of Spanish girls jumped in with me too and completely undermined their “authority”. It was literally bants.
Which do you prefer; a quiet night in, or a total chunderfest?
I’m here for a good time not a long time. Chunderfest.
If you were PM, what would be the first thing you change?
I would repeal the fox-hunting ban.
Have any tips on London that our readers might not be aware of?
I’m literally obsessed at the moment by London’s speakeasy scene. Speakeasies came into being in the 1920's Prohibition America and were haunts where citizens sneakily partook of the odd illegal tipple.
The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town is literally top bants. You have to ask the staff for an appointment with the “Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town”, upon which they take you through this giant Smeg Fridge and into a secret basement bar.
Do you like horse racing?
Absolutely. Betting on the horses is a great source of income when Daddy refuses to top up the bank account.
If you like horse-racing too, you should buy tickets ASAP to attend the 22/12/12 ASCOT EVENT.
*Please note: This is a spoof account and none of the responses are intended to offend.*
What do you think a jet-setter is?
A chap on a permanent gap yah.
Would you consider yourself a jet-setter?
Literally, I use planes like taxis.
What is the most jet-setter thing you’ve ever done?
Went to Jakarta, Indonesia for a night out. They have this club there called Stadium, it opens on Thursday and closes on Sunday. It was literally all kinds of fifty shades of cray.
What’s a typical day for Rupert?
My life is like one big Pimms tv advert. Lately, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just the morning.
What do you hope to do in the future?
Inherit Daddy’s hard work.
Where did you use to travel as a child?
I summered in the south of France. Mostly Bant-Tropez.
Where's your favourite place to travel to and why?
Daddy’s got a game reserve in South Africa. We holiday there every Christmas. It’s nice to get lashed on some fine local wines and reflect on the awesome power of nature.
Where's your favourite place to hang out in London?
The King’s Road, of course.
Where's your favourite place to go for drinks in London?
I’m a big fan of Rooftop bars, so I always enjoy Vista in Trafalgar Square.
Where would you take someone for a date in London?
Oskar’s Bar At Dabbous, Fitzrovia.
Which 3 essential items would you bring with you to a desert island?
My gilet, a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1986 and Daddy’s credit card.
Where would you still like to visit?
The moon. Apparently there is a company offering this service at $700,000 for two people. I’ll put it on Daddy’s credit card and sell it to him as a bonding exercise for us. That kind of emotional blackmail always works.
Why is London a special city?
Because I’m in it.
What has been your most embarrassing moment ever?
Taking a night bus home after a serious session.
Most banterful moment ever?
The other week I got thrown out of and banned from the W Hotel Barcelona, for swimming in foyer fountain.
I was so lashed and it seemed like a good idea at the time. The security staff were less than impressed and demanded I get out. A couple of Spanish girls jumped in with me too and completely undermined their “authority”. It was literally bants.
Which do you prefer; a quiet night in, or a total chunderfest?
I’m here for a good time not a long time. Chunderfest.
If you were PM, what would be the first thing you change?
I would repeal the fox-hunting ban.
Have any tips on London that our readers might not be aware of?
I’m literally obsessed at the moment by London’s speakeasy scene. Speakeasies came into being in the 1920's Prohibition America and were haunts where citizens sneakily partook of the odd illegal tipple.
The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town is literally top bants. You have to ask the staff for an appointment with the “Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town”, upon which they take you through this giant Smeg Fridge and into a secret basement bar.
Do you like horse racing?
Absolutely. Betting on the horses is a great source of income when Daddy refuses to top up the bank account.
If you like horse-racing too, you should buy tickets ASAP to attend the 22/12/12 ASCOT EVENT.