One option is hiding in a stairwell, with a tin of Heinz baked beans, rocking backwards and forwards franticly. The other option, to quote the highly-regarded lyricist and philosopher, Jay Sean, is to “party like it’s the end of the world”.
So, what are your options?
Real Nice & E.T.A presents - The End of the World Party:
This event will be held in a secret warehouse location near London Bridge Underground Station, making it a highly secretive affair. Whilst the idea of searching for a hidden location on your final night of existence may not sound too appealing, the booming sound system, celebrated lazer and light display and world-class DJs mean that this may be the way to go.
The Village Underground - End of the World Party:
The Village Underground have thrown 50 End of the World Parties over the last four years. Whilst this may suggest that they are overly pessimistic, it also means that they’ve gained a whole lot of experience in organizing apocalyptic functions. The event aims to provide guests with the opportunity to act uninhibitedly, party hard and adopt a hedonistic mindset in the 'Last Wish Room'. A room in which anything is possible and all your dreams come true, according to the event hosts. Additionally, all the music is chosen by party-goers, giving you the opportunity to choose the soundtrack to your demise.
Advanced tickets sold out. Some available at the door.
Proud Camden - End of the World Party:
Proud, the highly popular bar within Camden’s Stables Market, will be hosting an all-night party that will sample the best sounds in R&B, electro, indie, rock and dance music. A VIP DJ is also expected to arrive at midnight, to celebrate the earth's finale. Unlike the other events listed so far, this party “to end all parties” will take place on the 20th December, meaning that you’ll even have the opportunity to spend your final hours with your family and nurse your killer hangover.
The Last Supper Club, Shoreditch:
The Last Supper Club, in Shoreditch, will be cooking up a storm (alongside volcanic eruption and meteorite showers) with their decadent menu, on Friday nights. Guests will be able to enjoy a final feast of epic proportions and indulge in sinful desserts and alcoholic beverages. Their final menu, after the success of the biblical and Mayan themed ones, features dishes to die for, including Chilli Sin Carne with Coleslawter.
Tickets: £35/Head. Book ASAP!
If you are an indecisive person and are currently struggling to come to a decision, fear not, for this may be the last decision you ever have to make. If, however, the world does not end on the 21st, CONGRATULATIONS, and make sure you celebrate by attending our post-apocalyptic ASCOT EVENT.
Until then, keep on jet-setting!